Anywhere, Everywhere, Nowhere & Back

Henri's adventures in school, work, and all the other stupid things- with lots of reblogs of the things that make me smile.
Next time a friend tells me a book exists, I think I’ll just take their word for it instead looking it up to be sure. But more importantly… Um, what?

Next time a friend tells me a book exists, I think I’ll just take their word for it instead looking it up to be sure.

But more importantly… Um, what?

destroyingdeath asked: Have/would you ever do cocaine with an elephant at a fancy party while wearing a deerstalker?

I… I… 

So I went and started snooping around in my own archive. Raise your hand if you remember my word of the day rants. They went on for what, a week. And I was always looking up random shit on google and sharing my stupidass findings. I miss that shit. Maybe I should go back to doing that shit. 

Thoughts?

Too Much?

bennyscrotch:

How many photographs are alot? I kinda feel like Ive been reblogging too many pictures and gifs, but its only because I find it entertaining. I dont want to make it like Im just reblogging random stuff and being random, but these are seriously my intrests and I think its funny. Also some of the stuff on this blog is what I personally took. Its usually things with 0 zero notes. If you think Im posting too much, inbox me. Enjoy :)

ANNA. I’m dying. What? October 2011 of your archive is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks.

I mean that affectionately, truly.

bennyscrotch:

henriwashere replied to your post: It’s so exciting that you have that many now. That said, I find the number of followers you have quite alarming. I mean, good for you, yay, awesome- but I think I’m going to go curl up in a ball and think about how inadequate I am.

No, bitch it’s the fact that I have less than five hundred. By which I mean four hundred. By which I mean three hundred. By which I mean two hundred. By which I mean one hundred. By which I mean I have exactly 65 :P

Were you the jealous anon?

….

Shh. It’s okay. I had 0 followers for like…5 months

Granted I WAS a hipster blog back then. I dare you. Look at the fall months of last year in my archive.

Yes dear, and don’t you dare judge me for it.

I’m actually kind of afraid, but I think I’m going to go and roll around your archive for awhile. If I find anything particularly awkward, I promise to reblog it and bring your shame where all the world can see.

Anonymous asked: well. i have 11 followers, if that makes you feel better. *pats head*

Who are you I love you let’s be best friends.